Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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