Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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