this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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