at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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