Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
not ubering you a puppy
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Two words: nipple clamps
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