Kareoke will never be a sober sport
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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