But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm too high and old for this...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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