The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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