I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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