Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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