in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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