As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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