I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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