You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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