I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Houston, we have a blender
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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