i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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