I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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