no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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