why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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