Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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