Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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