Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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