Welp...herpes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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