If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Drunk is a universal language darling
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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