i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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