I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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