why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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