Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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