Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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