i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I skipped work to stalk him.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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