id be glad to
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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