It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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