Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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