Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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