Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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