well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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