im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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