i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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