I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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