i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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