Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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