No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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