yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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