David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Randomize
