I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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