I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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