I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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