So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
