Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize