that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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