Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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