You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
