Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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