D3 body, D1 cock
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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