went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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