wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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